I went through The 36th Chamber of Shaolin and all I have is this blog post

Although it didn't have any sexy-jiggly boobs, it was a pretty good movie. Not that I'm suggesting movies need dangerous romances to be good, this is just an observation that I felt needed to be addressed. The last time I saw a movie with Shaolin monks was Cromartie High School so this one really raised the bar the martial arts actions. The training segment in the middle was right on the mark in raising spirits, but it was a bit bothersome how some of the chambers were only lightly touched upon. Another part that bothered me was the main character's super-human ability to survive, his leg was pretty bad by the time he got to the temple. My biggest issue was with the concluding fight. Even though the main character could summon an endless amount of strength and ability, he ended the fight with a headbutt to the groin, low blow indeed. The second biggest issues was the quality of the subtitles, I just don't understand. Listening to the Cantonese portions, a lot of the meaty details were cut out. Overall, its a good movie. Definitely for the fist-pumping action and not for anything else. If only there was a lead heroine, or not.

Enough about that, time to get dangerous. Welcome to the Danger Zone! How dangerous you ask? You could have died 5 times by now. Not dangerous enough for you? Are you sure that you're safe sitting where you are? A Turkish robot might barge in at this very moment! Look out, behind you, its a robot at the curtains! At least its not a giant transforming robot, or a platypus.
Ok, so your where you are probably isn't as dangerous as a space prison or Japan; unless you are in Japan, in which case I pity you. What with the Evangelion nonsense, death races and pulse-pounding cyberpunk noir. It might be better off to just simplify your life, maybe get something from the newest kiosk.
As for us radical dreamers, we gotta live life on the edge. Unless you're living super dimensionally, you're not doing it right.

Here's something I didn't draw. Looks good, huh? Enough of that, robot supplement.

Comments

  1. i'm glad you liked it despite it not being perfect! i'll throw some more good choices your way soon. Also, you're a great shipmate, thanks for hanging out with us.

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