Bullet version

If you believe in global warming, stop making babies.
Use Wi-Fi for something other than internet!
And the world's finest librarians gather...
Its like that game you played that one time, except on PC.

Its a dog that like baths.
Mario should be more like Contra.
This is for those who say old people need romance.
Robot designed to kill, not have a fashion sense.
He'd be cooler if he wasn't such a jerk.
Because I can never get enough Votoms.
They're always watching, now you can watch them watching.
I don't know what differentiates fake and imaginary numbers.
If hunting was an art.
Learn to pick locks only if you don't live near me.
If the Famicom was actually a computer.
This is what you get for daring to be stupid!
The less power is wasted, the more can be used to power the giant robot.
Evade the law and get directions all at the same time!
Why would I want a GameTablet?
This should already exist.
Because people want street fighter.
Johnny Bravo versus Samurai Jack is made to happen.
Cause you can't tell you're in a giant robot from above.
This keyboard is not what it appears.
Someone wasn't thinking straight when they approved this.
What kind of mom would do this?
Still waiting on bio-computers.
Because death always needs an explanation.
I'd ride this bus.
So robots can watch you die.
Haunted video game cartridge.
More haunted than the last one.
Because mashing buttons is better than listening.
Because fingers are too complicated.
This might actually be a bad idea.
Teaching you how to be better at what you do.
Because video games are easier to get into when free.
Just in case someone judgmental comes in.
My brain is melting by looking at this.
Its in color!
Because evil makes you pay attention.
One of these was actually of interest.
Its an RC car with a gun, way to go technology.
Someone was here first!
Because the iPhones wasn't evil enough already.
What game makers are waiting for.
Why would a monitor need to be unbreakable?
Don't do it!
Some PSP, something phone.
Cause these are so much more advance than those.
Monster is a good start.
Music is always good, I guess.
If this turns out like Castlevania online...
This mama does everything.
Do you procrastinate?
This doesn't have a trick, is someone messing with me?
Only because it says Mecha.
Break a window.
China, you still aren't doing well enough.
Jobs you don't want, or do you?
Not safe for kids, probably.
Still waiting for a good AR game.
Can't have enough AR.
Not so subtle attack on bootleggers.
The system is down.
Hide the children.
Urban legend or forgotten past?
Someone, figure out a way for me to buy this.
So men can wear panty & stocking.
Someone make me armor out of this.
Everyone hates Xbox, except you!
I didn't read this one, but the title was interesting.
Exo-armor is the cheap man's giant robot.
Not everyone can do a good Sci-Fa.
Rub it, yaa, just like that.
You don't want anything to go wrong when you high enough to go splat.
Because someone wanted to see a Pomeranian fight a T-Rex.
Buried alive, its like one of those movies.
It drives so you don't have to.
Having dreams is bad for you, grow up!
Every video game needs a punishment system, except Tetris.
Why would you want to ditch big brother?
I'd read it.
This reminds me of star kid or whatever it was called.
Yoshi had it pretty bad.
Because someone wants money while others want entertainment.
Someone needs to invent a better time machine.
Why does Batman even try?
Finally, I mean really.
Will it be good? Maybe.
Cobra is the man, watch it.
There is an anime that relates to this with giant robots and submarine battles.